One day she is a normal citizen and the next day.....
SHE IS A FOURTH-GRADE SAFETY PATROL!!!
My 9 year old daughter is so pleased with her new status in the elementary school. This special title (AND BADGE) is exclusively for "upper class men." It comes with a clipboard. Yes. A clipboard!
What is this clipboard for?
To take names of children who are talking too loudly, or running, or misbehaving in the hallways.
I always thought that was tattling and now my daughter was being told that this act was a great privilege.